Hey guys, I feel it's important to tell you this, just to get it all out in the open...
I have a terrible feeling, I know exactly what my future holds.
So there I was, entertaining the services of a certain voluptuous vixen. . .
[The story opens with two people knocking on the door of an old rickety castle.]
Once upon a time there was a loverly princess named Princess Apricot. . .
It was an unusually warm November night. I was preparing to take a trip to the local. . .
So, laddy, ya come to me on this fine November day to hear a story, do ye?
Not Really But Seriously
