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Stephen: I mean, where did you think they went?
Not really. But seriously, Santa’s elves aren’t really like the fantasy version of elves at all. They’re more like indentured, sprightly hobbits that are forced to make toys that look store-bought for free children around the world. Since Santa gives all this stuff away for free, where does he get the
money to pay the elves and/or buy supplies? Frankly, he doesn’t. They’ve gotta be slaves. And he probably just steals the supplies. I mean, he can get inside your house without setting off your alarms, this guy is a pro.
Anyways, Merry Christmas, everybody!
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